Think Twice - Groove Armada

I don't usually have many nice things to say about the Tory party in Canada, but kudos to them this week for sending top party officials this week to greet the Dalai Lama in Vancouver, against Chinese government wishes. But I almost feel ashamed to be Canadian over the comments made in this article by this douche, publishe by Canwest News Services in Canada. Remember that is a douche with a capital 'D', small 'ouch', and BIG fucking 'E'.

"OTTAWA - Prime Minister Stephen Harper, whose government has angered China by sending senior MPs to Vancouver to honour the Dalai Lama's visit, hasn't developed a clear policy towards Beijing, according to one of Canada's top China-watchers. But Paul Evans, co-chief executive of the federal government-funded Asia Pacific Foundation of Canada, said Canada has too much at stake to let relations deteriorate over issues such as human rights and the future of Tibet."

Are you fucking kidding me!!! You did not just say that.

Too much at stake to ignore such issues as, hmmm lets see...
1) Harvesting organs of religous prisoners, and selling them on the black market to fat ass American red neck, alcoholic, anti-abortion, anti-gay right, anti -'everything but drink yourself silly and go buy a new liver from unjustly imprisoned political activists in China' Americans.
2) Political Activists aka. 'foriegn journalist that come to our country and write bad shit about us' go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars (cuz a fellow inmate could cut your balls off for that amount of money, and bribe himself out of prison with that amount of money), go directly to jail.
3) And my personal favourite: If you show any kind of promise in sport by the age of 8, you are basically kidnapped from your family and tranferred to a "sport school" where you are pumped full of steroids by the age of 15 and groomed to be a gold medal winner or deemed a failure. How they determine sport ability is beyond me cuz anyone that has been to China knows that physical activity in schools consists of military style stretches in the courtyard and "eye exercises" in the classroom.
4) No Chinese person, or foreign expat living in China would have ever been able to read this article because it would have been blocked by the Commie Gov't deperatly trying to hold onto their control over the increasingly capitalistic masses. When I first went to China people could write their blogs without any hassles or problems. In today's China ALL blogs are blocked and unalbe to be opened.
AND we haven't even talked about Tibet yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I did a little research and thought I would paste this douche's email address on here so we could all email this douche and tell him how much of a douche he is for making these comments! paul.evans@asiapacific.ca And for added dramatic effect I have even included his picture so that we could all see how much of a douche he is.


Look at him and his douchey goatee, I want to tickle the thing, and then while he is giggling in his 'look at me I'm a douche way', I'll zonk him square in the nose! "This is for human rights!!" We can make him think twice about what he says next time.